Hi, My name is Killian, I live in Vermont, and I think a lot. Lets be friends.
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
Zora the kitten.
Baby fox dazzled by the sun in my school’s park
when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like
1. Use your tongue
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”